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2、我是狗

　　我是狗，每天在世上苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生苟且偷生。